Bessie's Greatest Gifts

Dear Diary,

today me anr ray skipped work so we could go to a spoon collecktinion conference were we bought a new spoon! i tell you diary it is the most beautifullest spoon i own, even better than that prize spoon winifred stoles. it is from new jersey and it is silver and gold and it is so beautiful. we also went to the prayer tent and prayed for poor peoples who cant afford it. i feel so bad that they cannt afford it, i can affford a doublewide though. i am so exited. i cant find anymore chia pets on cclearence, but i will keep looking, and i will send a another winter coat, and i wil send some canned spinach abnd some canned corn and maybe if i get lucky i will send some jiggy cuffs, because even poor poeple could not afford jiggy cuffs, and every poor maid should have a set of jiggy cufss to hog tie her man down to the bedpost and make jiggy with him, and i feel even though they cant afford it that they should try to afford it anyways, and i will send more chia pets. so i gots to go, we is leaving now. i love you ray and bill,

Bessie Jean


p.s. i will send my left over gator meat to the poor people who cant afford it. they deserve thanksgiving tooo.